A FRIEND, A SECRET LOVER or A MANIPULATOR?

a friend is.....
somebody close enough to you that
* you feel comfortable sharing your secrets with
* doesn't care how you look
* you talk with until the wee hours of the night
* smiles whenever you meet


a secret lover is....
somebody
* that go bonkers whenever you're not around
* who talks and talks and talks about you...even to a wall
* who remembers your face, and not what you're wearing
* smiles...and stutters, at the mention of your name


a manipulator is...
somebody who
* tells you what to say
* doesn't let you talk
* celebrates your failures, and loathes your accomplishments
* frowns at the sight of you, or maybe went into a coma altogether


so, which one are you..
A FRIEND, A SECRET LOVER......or A MANIPULATOR?